![]() Like all basketball fans, I can be irrational when it suits me.Īnd for what it’s worth, I’m not actually moved by the whole “Lob City is Dead” nonsense. ![]() ![]() I might actually be wrong about all that. I’m also not into the fancy stats, the PERs and PDAs and PEDs and whatnot, but I feel like Blake is getting better at a lot of the fundamental things, like passing, and defensive positioning, and making free throws at a slightly higher rate than Shaq in his prime. I’m still put off by how he can get away with MMA knees on dudes while he’s trying to dunk, but as a parent, I appreciate that you can’t blame a young person for getting away with something that is fun and advantageous for them, and which their superiors should be making an effort to stop. Simply, it is my impression that Blake is getting better. And so that’s not even Blake’s fault, but I hate him for this, too.Īll of which brings me to this: I don’t really hate Blake Griffin anymore. I hate him.Īlso he is not Kevin Love, which is not in and of itself a thing worthy of hate, but Kevin is sort of the son I never had, even though I do in fact have a son who I love very much, and he’s met Kevin and Kevin has been very nice to him, and also Kevin actually has a father of his own who I have met as well and is by all accounts a great guy, but still I get protective of certain guys, and so Kevin is my dude and some people want to put Blake ahead of Kevin in the “power forward of the future” competition that isn’t a real thing but you know how that works. And if watching basketball on television is a thing you occasionally do, you will see these commercials a LOT and probably get sick of them, even the ones that aren’t bad, because they’re on all the damn time and further add to the idea that this guy is pretty proud of himself, not undeservedly so, but maybe a little too much for a guy who is offensively still a bit one dimensional and defensively not very good at all given his talent and athleticism. A Kia.Īnd then somebody at some advertising agency figures out that for a jock he’s actually pretty funny, and so he starts doing commercials. He wins the Dunk Contest by dunking over a Kia. That’s not a good analogy, it’s actually pretty awful, but still, hatin’. ![]() There’s nothing stopping you from running a play every four seconds on the football field, but it seems somehow not very sporting in the same way, there’s nothing stopping you from trying to throw a lob dunk on every possession, but it seems like you shouldn’t. It feels like the Oregon offense in football: It’s legal and exciting, but also annoying in ways you can’t entirely explain, but probably because some substantial percentage of your success goes beyond talent and execution and starts to feel like a gimmick. ![]() The fact that about half these dunks come when Chris Paul has thrown him the ball doesn’t help. He keeps dunking on guys, and a lot of those dunks are really great, but a lot of them also seem to involve blatant offensive fouls that he gets away with because they really are such good dunks and nobody wants to tell him to stop, not least because they boost ratings and please crowds, which you know the League isn’t trying to discourage that. I don’t hate him.Īfter missing his rookie season with a knee injury, he comes back and plays and even as a rookie he is dunking all over everyone. He is drafted and records a brief video for a charity my mom is involved with. He is pretty dynamic and awesome in college. By Farmer Jones / brief history of my hating on Blake Griffin: ![]()
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |
AuthorWrite something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview. ArchivesCategories |